Monday, June 11, 2018

4/30/18 CURDLED MILK


Dear Ya'll,

Ya know when you're laughing to hard that you "die" or maybe you're so scared ya die. But "dying" is too boring. Hermana Clegg likes to say expired, like curdled milk. So this week we had a couple of curdled milk moments-

The Office Elder called and said President had a reference for us. This guy is very close to President, don't mess it up, contact him soon and call President back to report how it went. I felt a bit like curdled milk, no pressure right?
So we move all of our other appointments and spend a few hours trying to find where this guy lives. When we finally find the right house, we have a great lesson talking about the Restoration. He excepted a baptismal date so easily. It was great! We called President and start talking about it, and he tells us it wasn't his reference. It was a random guy that the Stake President met in the store one day. Stake Pres told Mission Pres and yeah. Just a normal reference, not VIP for President. However, he is a son of God. Heavenly Father thinks he's VIP and it was very important that we found him :)


Zone Conference!
It was amazing. Usually before Zone Conference, President tells everybody to prepare a talk about a chapter in Preach My Gospel. And then at the Conference we have a bit of a Hunger Games moment to decide who will actually give their talk. Curdled Milk moment when President called on me, out of hundreds of missionaries. Extra curdled because I hadn't actually written a talk! I winged it like a peanut and it went really well. 


My Comp's Milk gets curdled.
Lil Hermana Clegg has been here for like, 2 minutes, and Bishop asked her to speak on Sunday. She was a lil curdled. She was freaked out, but it went well. She just google translated her farewell talk and picked out stuff she could use in a non-farewell setting. She did a very good job, even though few people understood her.

My Comp gets Curdled Milk
This story is actually a lil gross. While we were in a Ruta (those lil taxi cars filled up like a clown car) somebody threw up on Hermana Clegg. He was a toddler, so we had literal curdled milk. Grody

Okay, these are more stories this week. Have fun!

With Milk and Sunshine,
Hermana Pollard 

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